Friday, November 20, 2009

Milena Velba Con Papa Noel

Media in China: foreigners who speak Chinese Girl caught stealing


are called Cao Cao, Ai Hua, Da Long, Da Hua and the new wave of laowai the cathode ray tube, experts from China, Westerners who understand, with all the limitations that the barbarians noses can, and show China as the motherland is modern and integrated in the global village.

But their performances
encroach into the ridiculous and often feeling patetico.La It is a feeling of artificiality ', are not natural, spontaneous and seem to do it just to please the masses of Chinese who want to see "the West" who speaks Chinese.
course for TV to have a foreigner in China was until recently a jump in class than to have a program comprised entirely of Chinese.

Even if the Chinese, in respect of these "star" of the West in general and in any case, are initerrottamente ocntrastanti prey of feelings ranging from admiration for the Chinese to distrust them, in between seeing ' Western expert in everything he does and
white trash (white trash) paid in excess, in their country would not find a shred work, who can only teach his native language and many times e'pure an immoral (see Chinabounder) n the case of Western TV, who knows only speak Chinese at a decent level.




addition to the mythical Da Shan (大 山) there are also:




Cao Cao





Cao Cao alias Jonathan Kos, a United States, arriving 'in China with some experience as an actor ... Now is famous in China as an actor in roles of "white person" that range from computer fanatic ruthless leader, diplomat educated the perfidious British soldier etc ... ".





Ai Hua 爱华



Or "I love China" (meaning of Ai Hua) or Charlotte MacInnis .




大洋 Da Yang

That is for the "you are a failure in your country, try China!"
In fact, David Williams, aka Da Yang , after seven frustrating years in Los Angeles trying to become an actor but "is always and only the sides of the stage," as he says in the book, he decided to try half of the country.

The went well. In three years participated in a dozen films, appeared in a show of Chinese dozzzina and various performances. Actor, presenter tv, Chinese pop singer and writer recently (...) Da Yang has recently written a book, published by Foreogn Language Press in Beijing.

In his book, partly autobiographical, Da Yang advises his fellow villagers to move to China, because China It is the "shangrilla" where dreams can come true, where the cops are friendly, the streets safe and the Chinese are polite, friendly and smiling.
In a childlike excitement for the "new world" that recalls the stories of the settlers of the last century, Da Yang continues talking about his life, ease of making money, nightlife and easy to learn (in the sense bibbliche ) the Chinese, not knowing that his conquests irritate most Chinese. Everything costs less then one quarter if not of life in America! What more could you want!
Do not miss out and surface and show their ignorance, Da Yang said that he magically comes to China knows it. At Da Yang care little or nothing that China is or is not a shangrilla for the Chinese themselves.






From Long 大 龙


From Long or Andrew Ballen a successful entrepreneur in the media, but famous in the foreign community in China mostly as a conductor CCTV 9 (English channel) of a program "cultural" , which runs from Long for China over 'flap for National Geographic.


Games Where You Can Give Birth

beaten and humiliated in public

Adapted from MOP


Girl caught stealing will be blocked and beaten in front of a crowd




comments Youku


" As for me ... How much ever a pair of shoes ... I can not even finish it " (video) 愤怒


王 缵 绪

" It 's a serious violation of human rights, the man had no reason to make everything public! should be punished for it! "

jolyqy

" The behavior of the girl and 'shameful the store owner with his behavior violated the Freedom' staff of the girl. He has no right to treat that girl like that ~! Would have to hand it over to police and let them do their job. It would have been compensated and everything would have been ~! "

You are the owner of that same stuff
fwesunli writes: Guys look upon this
Boss (l author refers to the "human search engine") that the slaying of blows, I'm too pissed off! 愤怒 愤怒 愤怒

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Puppy Has A Slimy Stool

Speaking of trans ..,




Translated by KDS

recently appeared on the net a lot of "Granny" in provocative short skirts or "old" style demons Dimeo (Dimeo Shopping Centre is a shopping center specializing in young fashion) ... . I also once asked many to "is it possible that I can never see one with my own eyes !?..." sigh ...

But now finding myself in a shoe shop in LonghuaCenter suddenly I happened to see one with my own eyes, even more shocking!

it is considered that the "society of river crab" (Internet Slang meaning "censorship." See footnotes for explanation approfindita) there was never a limit to the things "cool", but only a gradual progress. .

uncle suspenders ~ ~ ~ rigged last cry, I will not say too much, here are the pictures



comments translated from TT MOP


" and you help me again spare a meal "


" ... this is nothing more then the "feizhuliu" which is so much talk! votgliono Those of you who feel "cool", you have already taken note ... "


" Transvestite. In fact there are people who like to dress up "

" The author (the post) is a cheat "
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Comics: On the wall: "Who has the courage to urinate, will be castrated on the spot"
On T-shirt: "I am illiterate, I do not fear anybody"








river crab

河蟹, hexie ( In Italian: river crab) is a word stripped of its original meaning has now entered the vocabulary of slang internett of the Republic of China, and is used in place of word "censorship."

The word is actually a homophone of the Chinese word "harmony." Quel'armonia that according to Hu Jintao is the ultimate result of the application of his "scientific concept of development", a harmony that must be protected and supported in the virtual world of the Internet and that most often serves as a pretext for the tireless and ' ubiquitous electronic hand of the censor.

The Chinese web surfers began to use the word "harmonious" as a euphemism for "censorship." Not for too long in reality: in fact, the word came from them recently censored.

E 'from them in fact that the Chinese web surfers went to use the word "river crab", not only writing but sometimes even replacing it with a photo or emoticons.

In this photo for example, the three clocks are a metaphor for the theory of "Three Represents," Jiang Zemin. In fact, in Mandarin Chinese the word "representation" 代表 and expression, "wearing a watch" 戴 表 are homophonic.

sometimes happen to find in place of "river crab" the word "aquatic products" ( 水产)

Both the word "harmony" and the "river crab" may be used as verbs. For example, instead of saying, and that something has been censored, you can find "was harmonized" 被 和谐 了 or was "crab "(???) 被 河蟹

In Taiwan, then, some users are not particularly fans in Beijing have begun to usareal place of the word" crab " the word" blood drinker "喝 血, that if we read in Mandarin: hēxuě to Taiwan instead reads hēxiě and then another homophone of the word "harmony.